How to become a successful procrastinator

As a budding procrastinator you are reading all the books, articles and blogs you can get your hands on to keep from doing whatever you are slated to do at the moment. I am offering tips on how to procrastinate successfully. If you follow these 5 simple steps you will become and remain a successful procrastinator. I would offer a money back guarantee but chances are you never got around to making a payment anyway. BTW, I reserve the right to add more tips or less tips depending on whether or not I get distracted and start doing something else or if I want to continue avoiding what I am supposed to do right now.

1.) Always put off today’s tasks until tomorrow or another day.
2.) Don’t write anything down. Rely heavily on your memory.
3.) Spend all of your free time on your blog, Facebook, pintrest or watching television.
4.) Buy lots of home improvement items and leave them propped against a wall.
5.) Read everything except the one thing you are supposed to read.
6.) Text your friends and family telling them all the things you are supposed to accomplish but don’t have time.
7.) Wait until the next holiday or event to start you new project, goal or life change.

If you need support we have a group meeting that occurs every Thursday night at the local library. There are lots of distractions there, it is heaven for a true procrastinator. You always thought all those people were there reading and researching something when in all actuality they are procrastinators successfully avoiding something. Nobody will look for you there, make it your place of refuge from the tasks and duties waiting for you.

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4 thoughts on “How to become a successful procrastinator

  1. Sunny says:

    Have I mentioned how much I love you? I’m pretty sure we are sisters separated at birth (and by a few other things! lol) – I could have written this same blog – instead of doing what I’m supposed to be doing – which I came across while I was perusing facebook instead of doing what I need to be doing! LOL
    LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is Awesomeness!

  2. tolive4u says:

    Thanks Sunny! We were definitely cut from the same cloth.

  3. […] He puts a lot of pressure on himself when it comes to school. Perhaps he should read my blog on becoming a professional procrastinator. There is an immigration test today and Friday is immigration day. The students are dressing up […]

  4. Romans says:

    I’m old. I’m getting really good at just saying “I don’t want to right now”. LOL!!!

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